dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

posted 1 hour ago with 101,802 notes via pizza ( source dutchster )

harryfrustrations:

This is the face of a man who almost died on a pier

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but he survived & will tell his story

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coming up next on TLC

posted 1 hour ago with 7,051 notes via bewbies ( source harryfrustrations )
posted 11 hours ago with 3,838 notes via louthighlinson ( source harryniips )

You and I - 1 days to go

posted 11 hours ago with 2,525 notes via louthighlinson ( source lirrylocks )

collegecutiepie:

sideshowknob:

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

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How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

posted 11 hours ago with 178,921 notes via hi ( source sideshowknob )
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unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

posted 11 hours ago with 103,683 notes via hi ( source unfollower )

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

posted 11 hours ago with 66,556 notes via joshpeck ( source svveden )

glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

posted 11 hours ago with 188,357 notes via hi ( source glamydia )

gothegirl:

I’m so cute why am I not dating anyone

posted 11 hours ago with 93,744 notes via bewbies ( source acutealien )

d0nn0:

if your tagged/me is like wheres waldo then i ain’t playin

posted 11 hours ago with 5,658 notes via pizza ( source d0nn0 )

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posted 12 hours ago with 2,534 notes via idesoflourry ( source donnysoldier )

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

posted 12 hours ago with 139,868 notes via hi ( source theothermayor )

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

posted 12 hours ago with 16,575 notes via pink-floyd-tho ( source hellacatholic )
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